5pk Snarky Pens (BLACK INK)
$10.00
5pk pens - BLACK INK
CUSTOMER SERVICE:
- I don't know, I just work here
- Here to help! JK. Please leave me alone
- Sorry. I'm on my break
- Outward smiles. Inward screams
- The customer is always wrong
NURSES:
- BEST.FREAKING.NURSE.EVER.
- I miss sitting down
- Here to save your butt not kiss it
- Can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it
- I know I look tired, thanks
OFFENSIVE:
- I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow
- Oh for fucks sake
- This meeting could have been an email
- Per my last email
- That's not my job
TEACHERS:
- Teaching for the money and fame
- I teach therefore I drink
- Grade now, cry later
- Dreaming of summer break
- Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat
MOTIVATIONAL:
- One hell of a woman
- Unfuckwithable
- You are wildly, fiercely, and incredibly capable
- You are a goddamn force
- You can Fucking do this
REMINDERS:
- I will no longer be available for bullshit
- I will inhale the good shit and exhale the bad shit
- I will manifest that shit
- I will drink my damn water
- I will not let a douchebag ruin my dag
PARENTING:
- Don't make me count to three
- I will turn this car around
- Go the fuck to sleep
- Because I said so
- I'll give you something to cry about
COLLEGE:
- Stu(dying)
- Lucky exam pen
- The early morning class was a bad idea
- May your college memories last as long as your student loans
- It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine
PEOPLE SUCK:
- Ok but why are people like this?
- Netflix and avoid people?
- Today was a great day until, people
- I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me
- Do you ever just look at people and think, no thanks
CAT PEOPLE:
- You don't own a cat, you know a cat
- All my stuff is covered in cat hair
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff
- Show me your kitties
- Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me
FUCK IT ALL
- fuck you
- fuck me
- fuck it
- fuck this
- fuck that
OUT OF FUCKS:
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- In loving memory of when I gave a fuck
- Fuck around and find out
- Fuck this shit
- For fucks sake
CUSTOMER SERVICE:
- I don't know, I just work here
- Here to help! JK. Please leave me alone
- Sorry. I'm on my break
- Outward smiles. Inward screams
- The customer is always wrong
NURSES:
- BEST.FREAKING.NURSE.EVER.
- I miss sitting down
- Here to save your butt not kiss it
- Can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it
- I know I look tired, thanks
OFFENSIVE:
- I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow
- Oh for fucks sake
- This meeting could have been an email
- Per my last email
- That's not my job
TEACHERS:
- Teaching for the money and fame
- I teach therefore I drink
- Grade now, cry later
- Dreaming of summer break
- Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat
MOTIVATIONAL:
- One hell of a woman
- Unfuckwithable
- You are wildly, fiercely, and incredibly capable
- You are a goddamn force
- You can Fucking do this
REMINDERS:
- I will no longer be available for bullshit
- I will inhale the good shit and exhale the bad shit
- I will manifest that shit
- I will drink my damn water
- I will not let a douchebag ruin my dag
PARENTING:
- Don't make me count to three
- I will turn this car around
- Go the fuck to sleep
- Because I said so
- I'll give you something to cry about
COLLEGE:
- Stu(dying)
- Lucky exam pen
- The early morning class was a bad idea
- May your college memories last as long as your student loans
- It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine
PEOPLE SUCK:
- Ok but why are people like this?
- Netflix and avoid people?
- Today was a great day until, people
- I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me
- Do you ever just look at people and think, no thanks
CAT PEOPLE:
- You don't own a cat, you know a cat
- All my stuff is covered in cat hair
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff
- Show me your kitties
- Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me
FUCK IT ALL
- fuck you
- fuck me
- fuck it
- fuck this
- fuck that
OUT OF FUCKS:
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- In loving memory of when I gave a fuck
- Fuck around and find out
- Fuck this shit
- For fucks sake